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by Yevgeny Zamyatin

(One Of Those) Crazy Girls

Played 9,637 times
as the chemicals swim, i know i'll never love again.
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make me choose → asked by thesarahjanesmith

 eleven or amy pond? 

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H.A. - (National Poetry Month Day 19)


i have always been a lover of winter -
the coldness that seeps so deeply into my veins
that it begins to feel comforting,
along with hot cocoa
and holidays defined by presents.

for four christmasses in a row,
i wrote you countless love poems.
last night i peeled the shiny gift-wrapping off of them
and found the foulest words
about your manipulative lies.
at only 13 years old,
you were already an award-winning con artist
and i wish i had told you earlier
how disgusting i find that.

the sheer scent of sharpie
still pangs me
because i can picture the fake pictures
you sent me of false torment
just so i would make you feel okay and sane,
though you were draining my sanity

and i can’t see a bagel
without shivering
because i know you never ate lunch
and i always wanted to be

you see,
i wish i had realized earlier
that when you keep your hand
under consistent cold water
it begins to feel
like an instant fire.

for all of those years,
i was simply walking on ice
and it seemed like a paradise
but somehow i figured out
that my feet would only begin to burn
as i got stuck
with only the sight
of thousands of other
stranded souls.

i don’t know how i escaped,
but it’s spring now.
the unbearable chill
of winters too many
cannot hurt me anymore.

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imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

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Team Sassy Science (living up to its name)

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  • friend: that's so weird. what are the odds?
  • me: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17
  • me: i could keep going but there's kinda an infinite amount
  • friend while leaving my house: fuck you
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